2001 Notable Quotes

Put the data you have obtained to a useful purpose - Fortune cookie 7/30

The problem is not that I have too many variables, it's that I don't have enough. - Paul 7/31

I'm better than you because you are different than me. - Oscar 8/3

Can't they automate that? - Sage 8/3

Sage, what kind of crazy rebel are you? - Jessie 8/3

Hey, is anyone out there in the COOL Room - Mike 8/2

No - Oscar 8/2

Talk to Oscar - Mark 8/2

Talk to Mark - Mike Crowley 8/2

Last year they just gave us a disk - Anon 8/2

Sage is trying real hard, but can't seem to make anything go. - Captain Mike 8/2

It's not my fault your a pagan. (Matt) I have no way to respond to that. (Cris) 8/1

Mike's stick is harder than yours - Jessie 7/30

So many people want to piss on my ass. - Hernan 7/27

Pony? I'll put it on the Proteus. - Ian McCubbin 7/26

In stead of doing a bunch of wrong things, we all need to do the same wrong thing - ANON circa 1/99

I will tickle you with my plug - Mark 7/25

That is not my foot. - Mike Crowley 7/25

I can't believe we're not doing it next year. - Mike Crowley 7/25

It's got a couple of extra knots in there. There's no loud knocking banging noises. - Capt. Mike 7/25

LEO, LEO, LEO - Ian McCubbin 7/25

I explode every day - Bob 7/24

I don't like to kill cows for sport. - Alex 7/23

Alex is the sexiest guy here, but I love Josh - Mike Crowley 7/23

Who's banana is this? I'm going in for the banana. I need something healthy. - Trish 7/19

Jeremiah, I need to know... have you ever been CONVICTED of a felony? - Mark 7/19

I'm a great mechanical engineer. -Anon circa 7/14

It's hard to surprise her without my tools. - Matt 7/19

I beat it hard this morning. - Matt 7/19 (Jeremiah and Matt play the same game)

Matt: Some kid threw a balloon at the R/V Sundae.
Mark: You were being assaulted by bridge kids?!? - 7/19

That was taken soo out of context. - Jeremiah 7/17

We're slightly bent. - Krisite 7/17

Scott Glenn? Are you part of that LEO thing? I really need to talk to Mike Crowley. - Anonymous Caller 7/16

Oscar, I need my stick lesson. - Jessie 7/15

Aye Aye Captain - Jessie (over the radio to Captain Jim) 7/15

Look! Primary, secondary and tertiary endosymbiotic events from the phagotrophic engulfment of photoautotrophs by eukaryotic heterotophs! Cool! - Oscar 7/14

I don't have to know that now. I'm a tenured professor. - Oscar 7/14

Every classy woman need a classy acetone table. - Oscar 7/14

Hey Mark, I beat it hard last night! - Jeremiah 7/14

Alex, the Perfect Guy. - Scott 7/9

I'm Tired - Anon

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